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46 – Newark (Fernwood), Nottinghamshire, England

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yoopids

46 – Newark (Fernwood), Nottinghamshire, England

Hilarious bloke seeks easily pleased

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Online: A week ago

Modified: 05 December 2025

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In His Own Words

About him

Think I'm funny, but am probably not as much as I think I am.
Do like a good swear though, but only in context (I'm not a monster).
I live alone in a flat in Fernwood, Newark, work in Lincoln as an IT guy (free IT support anyone?).
From Chesterfield originally. I support Notts County & have a season ticket. I'm miserable most Saturdays. I like real ale, spicy food and I have a really shit taste in music.

I have a son who is 16. He's a good kid. Lives with his mum in Chesterfield. I also have a cat, Luna. She's a prick, but I do love her. My pirate name would probably be Captain ShitBeard!

I don't listen to magic radio, in truth I only came on here because I suspected my semi-partner at the time was on here in secret (she was!). Don't like being lied to.

Also, I know the difference between there, their and they're, too and to.

About his ideal match

I'm very tactile. Wear my heart on my sleeve. Would like the same, or similar. Someone to have fun with. Days out, nights in (dodgy stick and chill). Liking my sense of humour and not being pissy about my going to football every Saturday would be a start. Emotionally sound also a bonus.

I'm not that bad really.

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Newark (Fernwood), Nottinghamshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
46
Star sign:
Virgo
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Bald
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
IT / Telecoms
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 20 miles of postcode district NG24 (Newark)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
36 - 50
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 11" (149cm) - 5' 9" (176cm)
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Personality traits:
Ambitious; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Honesty; Humour
Favourite colour:
Black
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
It's a distant memory
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Body hair:
Average
Body art:
More piercings; Several tattoos
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A music concert; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Heavy Metal; Rock
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas; Sport
Movie frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Drama; Horror
Interests:
Computer & video games; Computer programming; Internet; Music
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
Cricket; Football (Soccer)
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I'm an only child
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Fish
Turn-ons:
Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public
Turn-offs:
Skinny dipping
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Never
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement plans:
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas
Feelings about using Magic Radio Dating:
Curious
Honesty:
Extremely