In His Own Words
About him
Think I'm funny, but am probably not as much as I think I am.
Do like a good swear though, but only in context (I'm not a monster).
I live alone in a flat in Fernwood, Newark, work in Lincoln as an IT guy (free IT support anyone?).
From Chesterfield originally. I support Notts County & have a season ticket. I'm miserable most Saturdays. I like real ale, spicy food and I have a really shit taste in music.
I have a son who is 16. He's a good kid. Lives with his mum in Chesterfield. I also have a cat, Luna. She's a prick, but I do love her. My pirate name would probably be Captain ShitBeard!
I don't listen to magic radio, in truth I only came on here because I suspected my semi-partner at the time was on here in secret (she was!). Don't like being lied to.
Also, I know the difference between there, their and they're, too and to.
About his ideal match
I'm very tactile. Wear my heart on my sleeve. Would like the same, or similar. Someone to have fun with. Days out, nights in (dodgy stick and chill). Liking my sense of humour and not being pissy about my going to football every Saturday would be a start. Emotionally sound also a bonus.
I'm not that bad really.
What His Friends Say
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Newark (Fernwood), Nottinghamshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
46 | |
Star sign: |
Virgo | |
Height: |
5' 9" (175cm) | |
Body type: |
A few extra pounds | |
Looks: |
Ask me later | |
Hair colour: |
Bald | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
IT / Telecoms | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 20 miles of postcode district NG24 (Newark) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
36 - 50 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 11" (149cm) - 5' 9" (176cm) | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Personality traits: |
Ambitious; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Compassion; Honesty; Humour |
Favourite colour: |
Black |
Hair style: |
It's a distant memory |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Body hair: |
Average |
Body art: |
More piercings; Several tattoos |
Date activities: |
A music concert; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Heavy Metal; Rock |
TV habits: |
I watch television most days |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Drama; Horror |
Interests: |
Computer & video games; Computer programming; Internet; Music |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Cricket; Football (Soccer) |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I'm an only child |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Fish |
Turn-ons: |
Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public |
Turn-offs: |
Skinny dipping |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement plans: |
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas |
Feelings about using Magic Radio Dating: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |


